NEED A SMILE?
The products in this section have nothing to do with leaks and spills.
With the current situations created by COVID-19, people need a reason
to smile and laugh. So these three products were created to accomplish that.
Take a few minutes and see what makes you smile.
THERAPY FOR HUMANS
FROM THEIR CANINES
After years of observation, we canines have concluded that humans need a lot of therapy.
Do cellphones really have all the answers?
So we put our minds together and decided the only way to communicate this much needed therapy was by example.
Two pages from the booklet are below.
Therapy for Humans $12.00
(If you don't laugh, you get your money back)
Dr. Bark and his Associates picked ten areas to compare human and canine behavior. Read these carefully and you will relieve your stress and anxieties, so that you can lead a full and happy life!
1. Learn to relax
2. Have friends
3. Be excited about the day
4. Down days happen
5. Really lousy days happen
6. Believe in your dreams
7. Naps are crucial
8. Find time to play
9. Continue to pursue knowledge
10. Food discussions
LEARN TO RELAX
Humans do this Canines to this
Four-step deep Climb onto the couch
Yoga Circle three times and
Muscle by muscle Just breathe.
Visualizations Trying to do all those
human things correctly
adds more stress.
Dr. Bark will tell you the secret to reducing stress in your life
DOWN DAYS HAPPEN
Humans do this Canines do this
Complain about the lousy A walk, even in the rain, would weather. would make me feel better.
Coffee tastes like they feel. Dry, dog food for breakfast - No thanks.
Nothing is going to go Petting me would accomplish
right today, so why try something.
to do anything.
Look awful My wrinkles don't worry me.
Nothing worth watching Another nap will fill the time
on TV until dinner.
Each card is very unique and gives you the chance to send a particular card that fits the person or situation.
The virus and economic conditions are making day-to-day living a challenge.
How pleased will that person be to find your note in their mailbox, especially, when it will make them smile.
Package of five note cards $9.50
OFFICIAL GUIDE TO
Please note that these are to be used to evaluate the wine, not the guests.
If you enjoy a glass of wine, this offers a new way to define that wine's characteristics.
Ten pages of this Guide are included Free
with your order for the items above.
(Please use this Guide to evaluate the wines, not the guests.)
To order any of these item, either:
Call 425 562-7252 or
(e-commerce is not set up yet)